"A high-level publicist was less enthused. “Personally, I honest-to-God don’t know how Jessica Biel is famous,” says the rep, who confessed to being somewhat bewildered by Biel’s outsized profile given both her relative lack of box office success and choice of roles."

Star Market: Jessica Biel, the Love Interest — Vulture

Sing it sister. 

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losmadden:

At home in Los Angels (Taken with instagram)

I heart this for a variety of reasons.

slaughterhouse90210:

“This boy has negative charisma. He walks into a room and the oxygen starts to evaporate. I guess that’s why girls sleep with him. They find his awfulness transfixing. He’s like a lousy 1970’s disaster movie that they can’t bring themselves to turn off, even though it is making their life worse every minute they leave it on.”
― Emma Forrest, Namedropper: A Novel 

DAMN.

Me: I think I’m dying

Little Sister: Ugh, you wish just so you could blog about it.

Quinn Signs DREAM Act →

Historic Day for Chicago (shout-out to my Momma who’s supported this measure since Day 1).

Of course, there was a bit of a racist uproar in the comments section, which was squelched by one “Chico Torres”:

LIKE ALWAYS PEOPLE ARE IGNORANT, BUT THAT DOSNT STOP YOU FROM EATING OUR MEXICAN FOOD.

And that my friends, is how we do it in The Chi.

yourrailroadgate:

Check out Dee on the right.

This accurately sums up the last time I hung out with my boys.

"Jennifer Aniston wants to move to New York. God, this city has enough trouble as it is, the last thing we need is one more sad, old single lady standing in line at Magnolia waiting for a cupcake and someone to love her."

Lindsay Lohan Goes on the Defensive in Jewelry Store Theft Case

YA BURNT.

Public Treatment

(The Scene: 151 Sheridan bus. Lincoln Park ladies with fancy strollers take up the handicap seating areas, as strollers often do.)

I come on the bus and happen upon two ladies, strangers, loudly conversing.

Woman #1, white, older and well-to-do: I just don’t see WHY anyone would spend all that money on a stroller.

Woman #2, black, late 30’s, in a White Castle uniform: I know, you’re only using it for a few months. They’re going to grow out of it anyways.

(Lincoln Park ladies silently pray for the bus to hurry up.)

Moral of the story: Chicago rules and everyone hates people from Lincoln Park.

yourrailroadgate:

I was totally born in the wrong nation. This video is a must watch. [cbs sunday morning]

France has treated us yet again.

I had completely forgotten about “Doppleganger” week/month/trimester on Facebook, until a woman on the bus smiled at me, took off her headphones and asked,

“Has anyone ever told you look like America Ferrara?”

I nodded and thanked her a bunch of times while noticing that other people on the crowded bus were now turning to look at me.

This also happened to be the ONE DAY I had chosen to wear glasses instead of contacts.

My aunt has this theory that people think I (and my cousin, her daughter) look like Ugly Betty because “white people don’t know what Mexicans look like.”

While this may have some truth to it, it does not explain the following conversation.

My Sister: Mom thinks you look like “Ugly Betty.

Me: (sigh) You mean American Ferrara?

My Sister:…No.