"You’re the only It Girl that matters anyway,” Lola says to Serena. “You said so yourself.” BURN. Plus 10."
Gossip Girl Recap: From Hapsburg to Williamsburg — Vulture
Real Talk: Lola Rhodes, secretly Van Der Woodsen, for the win.
Boyz. Babez. B. Spears.
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"I am ready to move on with my life,” declares Serena, who obviously heard that in a Lifetime movie. Plus 1"
Gossip Girl Recap: It Is Your Destiny to Be Gossip-Worthy — Vulture
Really, these recaps are probably the only reason I keep watching anymore
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"Given what has happened on this show the past five seasons, it would be beneficial to all of the characters on Gossip Girl if they began looking at their world from a Humphrological perspective: that is, assuming that everyone they spoke to was being dishonest, all of the time."
Gossip Girl Recap: It Is Your Destiny to Be Gossip-Worthy — Vulture
If television has taught be one thing it’s that everyone is lying liar who lies.
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"The parallel between CB’s last scene in 2x25 and Dan’s “say it again” was just too cheesy, kind of the rotten cheese variety that makes me want to vomit. Minus 100 –willyumarrymechuck"
Gossip Girl Recap Recap: The Princess Dowry — Vulture
Thank you! It was like someone punched me in the heart-stomach.
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"And, as a major fan of The O.C., I’m offended that the GG writers are trying to Seth & Summer this Dair thing. First with the essay, now with the waiting-to-have-sex-and-it’s-terrible storyline. Dan and Blair are no Seth and Summer and they never will be. Minus 50. –brandie_larue"
Gossip Girl Recap Recap: The Princess Dowry — Vulture
Seriously, Josh Schwartz et.al, how do you sleep at night?
J’accuse!
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"I refuse to loose Cece to the giant gin bar in the sky before she and Dan finally give into the sexual tension they’ve had since the first season. Minus 100. —feed_the_ducks"
Gossip Girl Recap Recap: Crazy, Cupid, Love — Vulture
I haven’t this week’s episode (NO SPOILERS!) but this comment is the realest of talk.
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"With strains of the song that first ushered the show onto the air playing cheerily in the background, our mysterious narrator looked back at how far Blair, and we all, have come. “Who would have thought that in just five short years, she could turn that headband into a tiara for real?” she mused. Indeed. As always, on the surface, everything looked idyllic. But underneath, anxiety and regret were bubbling. Five years?!? Some people might have been thinking. Holy hell, what have I done with my life?"
Gossip Girl Recap: Jesus Owes Me One — Vulture
Sing it sister.
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“It was we who believed that Gossip Girl was the Greatest Show of Our Time, we pointed out, but lately we haven’t been so sure. “Next week’s episode will revitalize you,” Safran promised, indicating that the show will contain a Big Twist—and possibly reveal the identity of Gossip Girl herself. And after that, Savage assured us, there will be many, many more episodes to come. “We don’t plan on ending the show this season,” she said. Yay?”
- NYMag Mayor Bloomberg Proclaims Today “Gossip Girl Day” — Vulture
This show is like being stuck in loveless marriage, but at least you know you’re not alone.
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They also meet a gay guy, whom Deena treats like a koala with highlights. “You’re gay, right? I love gay men! I can hang out with gay men! You can get hammered and you don’t have to worry about giving them a BJ.” Uh, speak for yourself, some of us went to art school.
Then Deena calls herself a fruit fly and MTV adds another gay character into Awkward out of guilt.
"Jersey Shore Recap: Vinconsolable — Vulture
Mmm. Mmm-hmm.
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