"Drunken sex was a sacred thing of beauty now marred by the horror that was Dan and Blair. Minus 20. –STILETTO33"

Gossip Girl Recap Recap: Con Heir — Vulture

A fair takeaway.

"As much as we dislike the Dan and Blair relationship — so much so that we can’t bring ourselves to use the popular nickname for their pairing — it was kind of sweet when she called him, “Dan” for the first time. Plus 2"

Gossip Girl Recap: I Knew You’d Try to Steal Something and Apparently You Did — Vulture

I think we’d all be a lot more on-board for this pairing if Dan just cut his fucking hair.

I mean, really: Is anyone surprised Dan Humphrey can’t hang?

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That moment when I’m embarrassed by my own people.

:(

(Source: ivthegreatest, via fuckyeahdair)

BRB

Having a Dair-induced breakdown.

ale-la-pazza1:

Photographer: Serena, Dan, out on the floor.
Serena: Oh, no, thank you.
Dan: Oh, no. No, no.
Photographer: The bride and groom are asking for photos. Here we go. (he takes a photo)
Dan: Oh, that’s not necessary.
Photographer: Yes, it is. You’re gonna want to remember this night forever, yeah? (he pushes them on the dancefloor)
Dan: I’m sorry.
Serena: Just smile. (they keep dancing) He’s gone. You can let go now.
Dan: I know. I don’t want to. (they keep dancing even though they’re alone)


(Gossip Girl - 1x18 - Much ‘I Do’ About Nothing)



Ryan: You want to dance? (she nods)
Marissa: I just want you to know…I understand why you have to do this.
Ryan: Thanks.
Marissa: But I wish you didn’t have to.
Ryan: Me too.
Marissa: I love you. (they keep dancing)


(The O.C. - 1x27 - The Ties That Bind)

This is why Dair can’t happen.

Damn shortsighted “shippers”.

(via bdfl)

fuckyeahdair:

jonassssnap:

SACRILEGE.

“The Limo Scene” from 1x07 is my people’s Genesis.

ggparallels:

archiburn vs. that basstard

Disclaimer: I’m about to talk about “Gossip Girl”.

Dan and Blair should be best friends, which would pave the way for Serena to be with her one true love, Blair. (Private to the fandom: Stop trying to make “Dair” happen.)

In other news, Jessica Szohr aka Vanessa, cut me in line for for free booze at Lollapalooza yesterday. I was too busy trying to maintain my cool to get mad at her or her annoying friends.

Basically I about swallowed my tongue trying to keep myself from screaming, “WHERE’S CHUCK BASS?!”