I miss these bad bitches.

(Source: youtube.com)

suicideblonde:

Beyonce & Jay-z - Upgrade U

Audemars Piguet watch 
Dimples in ya necktie 
Hermes briefcase 
Cartier top clips 
Silk lined blazers 
Diamond creamed facials 
V V S cuff links 
6 star pent suites 

“I can do for you what Martin did for the people.”

and other life lessons.

(via oscarprgirl)

thedailywhat:

Emmy Awards Wrap Up:

— The show opened with a song and dance number that featured everybody except Alec Baldwin.

— Steven Levitan’s wife was not amused.

— “Welcome back to the Modern Family Awards.”

— Jane Lynch was not very nice to Ricky Gervais.

— Charlie Sheen was shockingly sober and selfless.

— Louie was robbed.

— Amy Poehler, Melissa McCarthy, Edie Falco, Laura Linney, and Tina Fey won a collective Emmy for Outstanding Intro to an Award Announcement.

— Ashton Kutcher thought he was replacing Steve Carell on The Office. Get it? (Also: Captain Mal!)

— Jon Stewart showed us his Bachmann face.

— Lonely Island did a medley of their songs, freaked Bill Macy.

— Martin Scorcese thanks Mark Wahlberg, universe remains surprisingly in tact.

— Peter Dinklage was not robbed (and remembered to thank his dog walker).

— Coach!

— Entourage accepted an award on behalf of Maggie Smith. It was that kind of night.

— RIP In Memoriam montages.

— Kate Winslet is one win away from an EGOT. (Needs a Tony to complete the set).

— The teleprompter was broken, so Gwyneth Paltrow winged it.

— Complete list of winners (if you’re into that sort of thing).

— In closing, here’s Jimmy Fallon grudge-clapping for Jon Stewart (via.)

[screencap: vasymollo.]

I may have said this before, but I love TV more than anything ever.

(Source: thedailywhat)