they perf to me.
Favorite, everything, no word, I am deceased.
Meatballs are a huge restaurant trend right now, and Snooki, you even posed at New York’s Meatball Shop. Do you two take any credit for the trend?
Jenni: She wants to know if we made meatballs happen.
Snooki: Oh. I don’t know. I don’t think so.
Do you have a favorite way to eat meatballs? On a sandwich? Over pasta?
Snooki: I just put them in my mouth and chew.
I can’t even with this.
Emmy Awards Wrap Up:
— Steven Levitan’s wife was not amused.
— “Welcome back to the Modern Family Awards.”
— Jane Lynch was not very nice to Ricky Gervais.
— Charlie Sheen was shockingly sober and selfless.
— Louie was robbed.
— Amy Poehler, Melissa McCarthy, Edie Falco, Laura Linney, and Tina Fey won a collective Emmy for Outstanding Intro to an Award Announcement.
— Ashton Kutcher thought he was replacing Steve Carell on The Office. Get it? (Also: Captain Mal!)
— Jon Stewart showed us his Bachmann face.
— Lonely Island did a medley of their songs, freaked Bill Macy.
— Martin Scorcese thanks Mark Wahlberg, universe remains surprisingly in tact.
— Peter Dinklage was not robbed (and remembered to thank his dog walker).
— Entourage accepted an award on behalf of Maggie Smith. It was that kind of night.
— RIP In Memoriam montages.
— Kate Winslet is one win away from an EGOT. (Needs a Tony to complete the set).
— The teleprompter was broken, so Gwyneth Paltrow winged it.
— Complete list of winners (if you’re into that sort of thing).
— In closing, here’s Jimmy Fallon grudge-clapping for Jon Stewart (via.)
I may have said this before, but I love TV more than anything ever.
Your guide to being the ultimate April fool.
NO ONE IS AS FUNNY AS FOZZIE BEAR.
Michael K, let’s get married.