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oldloves:

Jessica Simpson & Nick Lachey, 2001

Y’all are going to make me cry!

dulcecalor:

MCRIB IS BACK. 

sweetvirginiabreeze:

Oh, for God’s sake.

(this is today BTW)

I don’t know guys, this is basically what I look like after a lunch at Portillo’s.

"Tony Romo got engaged to girlfriend Candice Crawford, beauty queen and little sister of Chace. Somewhere in Hollywood, Jessica Simpson excuses herself politely and shuts herself in her bedroom, where slams her closet door, pounds her forehead against the wall, and muffles a scream. [TMZ]"

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Those Simpson girls just can’t catch a break. It’s almost like there’s something wrong with them.

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slaughterhouse90210:

“They were in performance. They were performing their marriage at me. “ 
— Lorrie Moore, A Gate at the Stairs

I definitely have a love/hate relationship with the Simpson sisters, but this still makes me sad.

While it’s not hard to make me cry, a marathon of “Newlyweds” or the “Behind The Music” of Nick Lachey is guaranteed to make me sob.

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dontbechi:

My head’s been exploding for days over this.

Jessica Simpson is such cray I’m not even surprised. She’s like every girl on “Real World” who comes on the show having a boyfriend but ends up cheating on them the second week there.