"When Chuck shows up at Dan’s house to quiz him, Dan puts on his best Dumb Face, which is not very good. “I mean, I live in Brooklyn,” says the author of a gossipy little book called Inside. “Without Gossip Girl, I know nothing.” Minus 2 for Dan’s crap excuse. If Gossip Girl were here, she would have called him “The Boy Who Cried Brooklyn.” Then she would have quoted some nonsense lyrics from a Led Zeppelin song, done a couple of Whip-Its, and eaten the entire contents of her refrigerator."

Gossip Girl Recap: We Used to Be Your Priority — Vulture

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