January 2009
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Is this a goof?
Damn it Facebook, I thought you were cool. I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.
You’ve left me no choice.
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Broke Phi Broke
OHNOTHEYDIDNT IS DOWN!
I repeat, OHNOTHEYDIDNT is DOWN!
They broke LJ y’all. According to the LJ ppl, there was some aribtary cap on the amount of comments one community could hold and ONTD reached it.
From a happy member:
THATS LIKE COMMITTING A SIN THAT GOD HAD NEVER EVEN THOUGHT OF YET SO HE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO PUNISH YOU.
You know, it really is. But anyways, FIX IT! FIX IT,...
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“But it appears that at least one film will be leaving Sundance with its pedigree...”
– ohnotheydidnt: Michael Cera flops at Sundance; AD fans rejoice
Okay, so I guess this isn’t completely what’s-her-face’s fault.
Apparently the movie has been described as a “holocaust of twee.” Michael Cera is Prince, if not King, of Twee.
Also, ONTD is calling it...
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50 Cent is a Closeted Homosexual
I’m going to be killed for this. Love y’all.
Via ONTD
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"Gossip Girl: The College Years"?
As many T.V. fans know, sending a high school show to college is usually the kiss of death. (See: The O.C., Saved By the Bell, Dawson’s Creek, god what hasn’t been ruined by college?)
With this week’s ep of GG, it appears Josh Schwartz is setting up all the kids to go to Yale-Brown, tho I can’t imagine how that will work. They sent those Dawson’s River kids to...
On This Most Historic of Days
Nothing will keep women from trying to score free cosmetics.
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Inauguration Fashion: Jill Biden
K: jill biden's wearing knee high boots. she looks like a ho
Bana: get it. get it girl. oh you know jill's a lady in the streets and a freak in the bed
Later on while watching the Luncheon...
Bana: Yo, Jill B took off the coat and is WORKING. IT.
K: really? i think it's too short
Bana: oh i would soooo be Jill Biden in this movie. just like, "whateva, whateva. yeah i'm wearing a silver dress to lunch. that's riggghhtt."
K: Trophy Wife.
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Money Can't Buy Me Love: Women Orgasm More With... →
Well duh.
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Look What I Found on the Internet
A MUST-WATCH.
It srsly smacks of an Emerson College student in Film 1 trying to make a “short” that captures the “essence” of New York City. Also known as “The reel that prevented me from being accepted to NYU”.
Like, R U SRS?? with this? Every one’s acting is atrocious! They look like they’re auditioning for “Saved By the Bell”.
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ohnotheydidnt: Kendra apologizes after revealing... →
Oh Kendra Honey.
You just HAD to go shooting your mouth off to US Weekly.
Look, I think the general consenus was that y’all “Girls Next Door” were pieces of arm-candy that occasionally had to throw each other dome for Hef’s enjoyment.
But the reason we went along with it is because it’s a fantasy, much like Playboy, Hef’s sexual prowess and your boobs.
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In response to my previous post, I give you the...
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I Get Around
Last night I went to Angels + Kings.
(I know, I know. I’m not even going to pretend like some people that I was dragged there against my will)
Anyways, the DJ spun countless, awesome 90’s tracks. (Including a lot of B.I.G. I wonder why?)
But the track that got the biggest response from the crowd?
“This Love” by Maroon 5.
A similar situation happened at Lollapalooza....
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"You smell like a Baby Prostitute"
I recently started wearing perfume on the regular, mostly because Coco Chanel said something along the lines of “A woman without a scent is a woman without a personality.”
I mean, I think she said that. I read it somewhere on the internet and you know how sketchy that can be.
Anyways, I’ve been wearing this on the regular:
That’s right I wear Harajuku Girls, wanna...
WatchWait, did a girl just get punched in the boob?
SIGN. ME. UP.
annamarie:
streeter:
New trailer for The CollegeHumor Show on MTV, coming Sunday, February 8th at 9:30. As Ricky might say, Get Excited!
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ohnotheydidnt: "Your move Mischa Barton" →
“Ben McKenzie’s new NBC cop show set for Thursdays nights starting April 9”
BEST POST TITLE EVER.
GG Spinoff →
When rumors of a “GG: The Prequel” spinoff started, I was all for it. Helllllooo, waiting seven days between eps is torture. “Gossip Girl” basically makes my life worth living, I NEED MOAR.
I would love to see a young, fierce as hell Lily fighting off hair metal groupies to win Rufus’ heart. And the love triangle with Dan and Lil J’s mama is going to off the...
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“ U R getting fat we were looking at Taze jersey’s at the game youth L/XL...”
– (Translation: “You’re getting fat. We’re looking at Jonathan Toews jerseys in youth sizes, could you fit into one?”)
- My dad via text message. Lovingly bringing me body issues since 1986
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Boys are Funny
J: Who's Samantha Ronson?
Me: Mark Ronson's sister; Lindsay Lohan's girlfriend?
J: Wait, what? Lindsay Lohan's a lesbian?
Me: Ugh, welcome to 6 months ago.
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BRB DYING/ BOOKING PLANE TIX
prettylegit:
March 26th. 9:00 pm. Topshop.
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Out Of Africa: Young Love →
“Two German children, ages six and seven, who say they are “very much in love,” decided to get married in Africa “where it is warm” and went to the train station, where police apprehended them.”
brb, dying
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MySpace Bum-Out
Dear MySpace,
First, you call me fat. No, actually FIRST, you enabled total creeps to cyber-stalk me based on my ethnicity. (Note to bros/dudes/homies and Eses: Calling me “mami” cuz I’m mexican is neither cute nor original.)
Then you called me fat. Now you’re preying on my insecurities about getting married. Fortune-telling is cute when you’re 14, and fucking...
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It's Been So Long, Since I've Seen Your Face
I’ve had friends visiting me so I’ve been kind of m.i.a. on the internetz. :(
I’ll make it up to y’all, I pwomise.