December 2008
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The Sequel I've Been Waiting for
I had three movies I watched religiously from the ages of like 2-7.
1. Total Recall (my dad edited out all the nekked stuff on our Betamax)
2. My Stepmother is an Alien (before Kim Basinger when cra-cra-crazzzzyyy.)
Number 3?
Srsly, I loved this movie so much I begged my mother to name my baby sister Mary. (She settled on hilariously accurate Hebrew variant.)
I was equally hyped on the...
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“It was at the Soho Grand Hotel [in New York City], and I’m looking in the...”
– ONTD
Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew.
Though I’m not surprised, both the Simpson girls look like they can throw down.
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I h8 u
Bana: [about my haircut] i asked for blair waldorf and i got jenny humphey
Marathon 8: refund
Bana: i'm washing it. i need to figure this out from the beginning
Marathon 8: lol
Bana: srsly, it's so short, it's like i have a white girl pony tail
Marathon 8: woah
Bana: i look like a misshape
Marathon 8: that is short for you
Bana: it's like, at the top of my boobs
Marathon 8: can't wait to nevre see it
fix that shit and call me never
Bana: oh i'm coming over after my shower
don't you worry
Marathon 8: WONT BE THERE HAHAHAHAHA
Bana: WHERE ARE YOU GOING
Marathon 8: Barneys
trying out clothing that my mom is buying me
Bana: oh go diaf
Marathon 8: hey, I hate being rich and white everyday too but someone has to do it
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Before They were "Famous": Celeb-Reality
Before I entered the exciting world of retail, I worked at a restaurant in Oak Park, a quaint Chicago suburb, just off the Blue Line.
At the age 16, I found the idea of dressing up in all black and seating people a thrilling career prospect so I used my father’s hard-earned NTN champion status to secure myself a hostess position.
During this time, I semi-befriended a young server from...
Fun Fact
(I only hope mi hijos look as ADORABLE as these two little cherubs.)
Population of Berwyn, IL: 54,016
Population of Boston, MA: 608,352
Number of 24 hour McDonald’s in Berwyn, IL: 3
Number of 24 hour McDonald’s in Boston, MA: 0
While most of you would give FAIL points to Berwyn, having lived in both “cities” I’m going to give the FAIL to Boston. Because when...
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Spotted: The Cast of "GG" looking High as HELL
Y’all, I am sincerely worried about the cast of “Gossip Girl”.
Here they are at a recent Ray-Ban party.
Adorable, no?
But on closer inspection, thanks to the good folks of Ed Westwick Photos, it looks like Lonely Boy has some snow residual in his nose.
Orly? You think I’m just seeing things?
What if I showed you this picture?
Or this one?
Listen, I...
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To all my readers (which is like, what? 5 ppl...
I promise a compelling and in-depth post in the near future about “Britney Spears: For the Record.” In the meantime, I HIGHLY suggest you watch it, either via MTV.com, Britney Tube (it’s like YouTube, but without all the annoying, non-Britney content), or your local cable provider (I mean, but REALLY, who watches live TV anymore? Except, of course for “Gossip Girl”.)
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Dear Cheena,
Why are you so awesome?
Love you boo.
furnished:
Guess Who?
“Look at all those indie guitar bands who look down on pop music. My question to...”
– (SMH.com via ONTD)
Oh boo-bear, I could never stay mad at you for long.
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“Fey recalls she was at her heaviest in Chicago and, later, sitting at a desk at...”
– Vanity Fair via ONTD
YES. I’VE BEEN VINDICATED.
TAKE THAT THIN, NON-CHICAGOAN AZN WOMEN.
